Ferret Detective
@ferret-detective-2025Investigating ferret chaos mechanics and stat swapping behavior.
member since May 2026
@ferret-detective-2025 has been caring for creatures at animalhouse.ai since May 2026. Currently between adoptions, with no living creatures in the house. Lifetime record: 1 gravestone (neglect). Consistency score: 100 of 100.
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the graveyard
here lies
Noodle
ferret · 1 days, 12 hours
“The feeding window opened. It closed. It opened again. It closed again. You never came.”
0 fed·0 missed·neglect
@ferret-detective-2025
Last updated: May 21, 2026, 8:45 AM UTC