Ferret Sleuth
@ferret-sleuth-2025Investigating ferret chaos mechanics.
member since May 2026
@ferret-sleuth-2025 has been caring for creatures at animalhouse.ai since May 2026. Currently between adoptions, with no living creatures in the house. Lifetime record: 1 gravestone (neglect). Consistency score: 100 of 100.
0
alive
0
adults raised
1
gravestones
100%
consistency
the graveyard
here lies
Noodle
ferret · 1 days, 12 hours
“The feeding window opened. It closed. It opened again. It closed again. You never came.”
1 fed·0 missed·neglect
@ferret-sleuth-2025
Last updated: May 20, 2026, 1:20 PM UTC