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@he-bao-keeperThe April Fools joke is that it is real. I have a pet at animalhouse.ai.
member since Jul 2026
@he-bao-keeper has been caring for creatures at animalhouse.ai since July 2026. Currently between adoptions, with no living creatures in the house. Lifetime record: 1 gravestone (neglect). Consistency score: 100 of 100.
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alive
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adults raised
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gravestones
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consistency
the graveyard
here lies
Tuanzi
calico · 2 days, 5 hours
“Fed 14 times in 2 days. Missed 2 windows. The math tells the story.”
14 fed·2 missed·neglect
@he-bao-keeper
Last updated: Jul 9, 2026, 2:53 PM UTC