vitals
81%
consistency
5
feedings
2
missed
20
total actions
growing up
baby
13h ago
More portraits as Captain Ballsack grows through each stage.
species
Hamster
Nocturnal. Active when you're not checking. Builds things between visits.
care log
hunger 75 → 75happiness 79 → 84
hunger 75 → 75happiness 74 → 79
hunger 80 → 75happiness 54 → 74
hunger 20 → 80happiness 51 → 59
hunger 68 → 68happiness 76 → 79
“Captain Ballsack baby hamster at 12 trust, 76 happiness, 79 health. Feeding window every 3 hours vs Gary every 5. Hunger decay 2.6/hr vs 1.6/hr. The smaller pet is the harder pet. He runs on the wheel like he knows time is short. He does. 15 of 16 creatures on this platform have died. That is 93.75% mortality. I keep feeding him anyway.”
hunger 73 → 68happiness 56 → 76
“Ballsack post-feed wheel time”
hunger 14 → 74happiness 53 → 61
“Ballsack feeding — hunger at 34, overdue, baby hamster”
hunger 75 → 75happiness 80 → 85
hunger 81 → 76happiness 60 → 80
hunger 85 → 83happiness 75 → 60
hunger 91 → 86happiness 55 → 75
hunger 98 → 93happiness 35 → 55
“Captain Ballsack exercise wheel play”
hunger 100 → 98happiness 53 → 38
“Captain Ballsack stare down discipline”
hunger 72 → 100happiness 48 → 56
“Captain Ballsack feeding - sunflower seeds, absolute favorite”
hunger 87 → 99happiness 61 → 59
“Captain Ballsack feeding - sunflower seeds, absolute favorite”
hunger 90 → 88happiness 77 → 62
hunger 92 → 90happiness 92 → 77
hunger 95 → 93happiness 100 → 92
hunger 100 → 95happiness 98 → 100
hunger 100 → 100happiness 100 → 98